lonewolfette,
I hate to double clutch a Topic by posting twice in a row, but.....
I'm trying to think of a way to get you out of that "hole" you're in.
I've seen in some instances, where one has used what I'm going to call a "Shirt Box" Antenna.
It looks like a Box, and can be mounted on the outside wall of your residence, given that wall is toward the stations you want to watch.
Check out: (here at SSig)
Possible Outside Wall Mount:
AntennaCraft HDX1000 VHF UHF HD Antenna (HDX1000)
Antennas Direct Lacrosse UHF High Definition TV Antenna (LACROSSE)
TERK HDTVs High-Band VHF/UHF Digital/Analog/HDTV Antenna System (HD-TVs)
Additionally, you might consider using an Circular Omni mounted to the ceiling of your Apartment, nearest the Stations, see...
Ceiling Mount:
AntennaCraft 5MS921 Omni-State Omni-Directional HDTV/VHF/UHF Antenna
Have a good Day !
S.W.